✨Meant to be✨

eggbastard:

im TIRED of people calling weird ass memes “millennial humor” like do you know who makes & shares those memes? teens. GENERATION Z BITCH. millenials pioneered memes but we’re the ones who turned them into 16-layered webs of irony!! give us credit for our nonsensical humor!!!!!!

(via no-chill-at-all)

debthestoner:

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

penguinedward:

pasdecoeur:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

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peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

# same energy

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

The only person who could ever make Superman look like a twink is Batman

(via pukusakina)

flexible:

mimi-keehl-jeevas:

tyrala1:

postmarxed:

bitternest:

moonlight-mery:

jodalovesstuff:

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

Let’s take a look at it one more time

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

👀

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

(via pukusakina)

ununquadius:

After you lose someone, there’s a point where all you can tell to others are the same stories over and over because you can’t create new ones. And they get old pretty quickly but you can’t stop telling them because they’re the only stories that remain 

iamnici:

It’s like that dark cloud that follows you around like a shadow. No escape, no calm, no warnings. And whenever it wants to pour down on you it will.

- me